Perfect balloon decorations for that middle-aged party vibe. Sit in a nice comfortable chair and chat quietly with your friends over a nice glass of wine and make your way home at a reasonable time because you have stuff to do tomorrow. Or if the whole partying thing is too much for you, send these to your friends by way of sorry/not sorry and stay home and watch Netflix. They'll understand.
Listing is for a pack of balloons with "TOO TIRED TO PARTY" printed on each in black lettering. Balloons are made of high quality latex in a selection of colours: red, yellow, royal blue, rose, turquoise and lavender and come in packs of 3 or 12. Packs are as follows:
Pack A: 3 balloons containing 1 of each red, yellow and royal blue
Pack B: 3 balloons containing 1 of each rose, turquoise and lavender
Pack C: 12 balloons containing at least 1 of each colour
Balloons are helium quality but are also suitable for air. 100% biodegradable. Packaged in a ziplock bag. Store in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight until ready to use.